Store Launch Gifts

This will be a banner day for you!

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

At the suit makers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Mark Zuckerberg

Boom

Opening the door to new customers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I love fast break business success."

"Check out this new store."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Is this your first book launch?'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"I built this business from the ground up."

Success

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .