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"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

Create some buzz!

The First Marketer.

Business sign: 'Mega Corp.: An Incubator for Emerging Technologies.'

Novel Niche Markets.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

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Pipe Dream.

Mac OS 20

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

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Mark Zuckerberg

Boom

At the suit makers

Opening the door to new customers

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"I love fast break business success."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Is this your first book launch?'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'