App Launch Gifts

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

Boom

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Open Source.

"I built this business from the ground up."

Success

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .