App Launch Gifts

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Opening the door to new customers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Boom

At the suit makers

Mark Zuckerberg

Otto the SmartyCar!

"I love fast break business success."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Open Source.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Success

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .