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"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'Well, here we are again.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

The grand opening of an unconvincing shop.

Under New Management

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

A good consultant must be prepared to change their knowledge base.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'I thought I'd keep this first meeting friendly, so I've come without my company accountant.'

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

Bob loved being his own boss – but hated being his only employee.

Shop signs: then vs. now

Health food store: under new management

Money Plant.

"Look, we can do this takeover the easy way or I can huff and puff and..."

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

"The logo needs to represent procellousness. Your design says pusillanimity, at best."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'With a million dollar loan, I can make this flea circus work.'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'