Beginning A New Venture T-Shirts

"You can do it!"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

I'm a self-made man!

Go! Means NOW!

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Money Plant.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'