Starting A New Investment Venture T-Shirts

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

I'm a self-made man!

Go! Means NOW!

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Money Plant.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'