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Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.

"Investment strategy - fear."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Better times ahead.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

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'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

My First Bitcoin.

Set sail

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"You can do it!"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Nevermore.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

We cater to the small investor.

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

'The starred items in your IRA are stocks from companies that were bailed out.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?