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High Yield! Growth!

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

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'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

My First Bitcoin.

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

"Investment strategy - fear."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

We cater to the small investor.

"I'm adding some safe-haven assets to your portfolio...gold and Ozempic."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

'Your investments aren't under performing, they're just appreciation challenged.'

'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'

'The starred items in your IRA are stocks from companies that were bailed out.'

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Stock tips box outside investment company office.

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

"All of my muscle groups are small muscle groups."

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

'The bad news is that our fund lost money this quarter. The good news is that it's other people's money.'