Starting A New Investment Portfolio Mugs

High Yield! Growth!

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

wealth investment

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

The early days of Warren Buffett.

My First Bitcoin.

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

"Investment strategy - fear."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

We cater to the small investor.

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

"I'm adding some safe-haven assets to your portfolio...gold and Ozempic."

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

'Your investments aren't under performing, they're just appreciation challenged.'

'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'

'The starred items in your IRA are stocks from companies that were bailed out.'

'If the universe is expanding, shouldn't we invest?'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"All of my muscle groups are small muscle groups."

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

Stock tips box outside investment company office.

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"