Starting A New Investment Plan Mugs

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Investing your savings

wealth investment

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

The early days of Warren Buffett.

My First Bitcoin.

I don't trust banks. I keep some of my money right here. It's prudent to have a financial cushion.

A wiser and a better man

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Investment strategy - fear."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

How to do without

We cater to the small investor.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'