Starting A New Investment Plan T-Shirts

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Investing your savings

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

wealth investment

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

My First Bitcoin.

A wiser and a better man

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Investment strategy - fear."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

We cater to the small investor.

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

How to do without

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

'The starred items in your IRA are stocks from companies that were bailed out.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'