Starting A New Investment Journey Gifts

Bewildered, Inc. . . Stocks, bonds, mutual funds.

"Investment strategy - fear."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Better times ahead.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

wealth investment

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

The early days of Warren Buffett.

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Set sail

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"

My First Bitcoin.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"You can do it!"

'Nevermore.'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

We cater to the small investor.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"Since you're a computer geek, I suggest lifting the box the weights came in."

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

'The starred items in your IRA are stocks from companies that were bailed out.'

'It's in my nature to take risks: I want this reflected in the way you set up my investment portfolio...'

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'