Starting A New Investment Strategy Gifts

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

wealth investment

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Out of control

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Long and Short term investments.

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Currency Stimulus.

My First Bitcoin.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.