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'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

wealth investment

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Long and Short term investments.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Out of control

My First Bitcoin.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Currency Stimulus.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.