Business Startup Gifts

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

No ties.

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"With so many dating services online, I had to diversify."

Kentucky Fried Horse

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"D'you mind if I bounce something off you JB?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Likes: $2.

The Rubber Ball Company

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).