"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"
Start-ups Gifts
Looking for a gift for a start-up enthusiast or entrepreneur? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful items celebrates the hustle and innovation behind new ventures. From mugs to art prints, find something that sparks motivation and smiles.
'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'
'Seven companies in three years.'
"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"
"That's what I like about you Hubert - you're not afraid to fail."
"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."
"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"
'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'
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'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'
'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'
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"Looks like business is picking up."
"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."
"Had last year's next great idea."
"Sorry, but bankruptcy.com is out of business too!"
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"I run an unintentionally nonprofit organization."
"Poor thing must really need the money."
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."
Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'
'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.
Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.
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"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."
Start-ups Gifts Collection
Start-ups Mugs
Explore our collection of start-up themed mugs—perfect for coffee moments filled with entrepreneurial energy.
Start-ups Pillows
Discover our start-up themed pillows—add humor and motivation to your home or office decor.
Start-ups Prints
Browse our inspiring start-up prints—great for decorating your workspace and keeping the entrepreneurial spirit alive.
Start-ups T-Shirts
Check out our start-up inspired t-shirts—ideal for showcasing your passion for innovation and new ventures.