Start-up Founders Gifts

"Think about it, we're both very clever: If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

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And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'