Virtual Venture Pillows

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

I'm a self-made man!

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Money Plant.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."