Virtual Economy Enthusiast Pillows

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'I see everyone got the memo.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Sub-prime Bear

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Economy.

Money god