Science Projects Gifts

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

Ant farm "Don't look to the sides, man!"

'The science fair is tomorrow, mom. Can You help me build a natural gas power plant?'

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

"You want me to be your science project?"

"The sun is in the third house."

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y with dad.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Eureka!

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Miami Mice

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"It's alive! Alive!!"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."