Science Experiments Gifts

Beagle II not responding.

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

The Parting of the Red Maze

"It's not my idea of experimenting in bed, Malcolm!"

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

"Look on the bright side, at least you've discovered the cure for baldness."

'You think cheese will motivate me? No. I want mutual funds.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Is it gold yet?"

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'It's the breakthrough Miss Harding! Our first artificial intelligence that ISN'T a malevolent genius!'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

Telepekingesis.

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens...'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Shall I try switching it off and switching on again?

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

Miami Mice

'Why don't you stop and ask for directions?!'

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."