Science Experiments Gifts

Beagle II not responding.

'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

The Parting of the Red Maze

"It's not my idea of experimenting in bed, Malcolm!"

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'You think cheese will motivate me? No. I want mutual funds.'

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

Telepekingesis.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens...'

'It's the breakthrough Miss Harding! Our first artificial intelligence that ISN'T a malevolent genius!'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Is it gold yet?"

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

'Why don't you stop and ask for directions?!'

Miami Mice

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Shall I try switching it off and switching on again?

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Static Sheep 2

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."