Experimental Science Gifts

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Lab of the Experimental Sciences: Welcome Unauthorized personnel...BARGE RIGHT IN!'

Quantum Physics Lab

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Sexual chemistry set

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'