Experimental Work Gifts

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."