Lab Experiments Gifts

"You took more than 30 minutes, so I guess it's free again."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'Don't know what they're looking for but one day it's too hot her, then the water rises, then the air smells funny...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.