Laboratory Experiments Gifts

'Oh no. More lab results.'

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

"Poor guy. . . he just never turned the corner."

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'...Those opposed?'

Professor...what are you doing?

'To be grown on this site - genetic engineering labs'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Hit restart.'

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'I'm afraid Luftenschmertz has gone round the bend - he's developing a conspiracy theory of relativity.'

'Every morning I come in & bloody E481 has already done the crossword.'

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'