Laboratory Studies Gifts

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'ADN'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."