Laboratory Gifts

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Stay away from Birkmayer. He's developed a dumbing down spray.'

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're such a good listener."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."