School Science Project Events Gifts

"And I swear its eyes opened when I started to dissect the frog!"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Paul goes home for the holidays

PROBLEM AREAS

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."