Science Day Gifts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're such a good listener."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Carbon Dating.

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'