Science Day Gifts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're such a good listener."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Carbon Dating.

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Family DNA

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Something just didn't add up."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy