Engineering Day Gifts

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #2

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Letsby Avenue

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

When beavers dream.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'