Scientist Day Gifts

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.