Museum Day Gifts

Whale Piñata.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'