Museum Opening Gifts

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Painting taking root...

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I read 'Art News.'"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Whale Piñata.

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Easter Island Secret

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Rodins rotten juggler

A Science and Art Conversation.

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Pin Vincent's ear on.

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.