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Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Painting taking root...

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

"I read 'Art News.'"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Whale Piñata.

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

A Science and Art Conversation.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Easter Island Secret

Rodins rotten juggler

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Artist in formaldehyde

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'That reminds me, what wine are you serving this evening?'

Pin Vincent's ear on.