World Science Day Gifts

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

A Puppet Named Juan

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"