Stranger Things Day Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Support group for sheep.

The interested bystanders.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Jr. cloning kit

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.