Comic Book Day Gifts

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Superheroes take a selfie

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Official Fight Cards

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"I've been genetically modified!"

The Very Stressed Caterpillar

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Batman's Baby

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Inaction Figure

Library

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Why Superman flies himself

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Telekinetics on strike...

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"