Christmas Comic Fans Gifts

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Why Superman flies himself

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Do not open 'til Christmas...

About Santa 2017.

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Don't fly and text.

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

A bee reads a horror story.

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."