Yuletide Comic Fan Gifts

'Well come on!.. Now that the subject's been raised. is there anyone else here who doesn't really believe in me?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Suffering from Cooties?

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'He's got your nose.'

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Call me!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'