Christmas Comic Fan Gifts

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

Elves Don't Need a Union

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Naked Mole Rat

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Route 666

Batman O' War

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dog In Your Face Comics