Christmas Comic Fan Pillows

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

Elves Don't Need a Union

"Well thank you very much! You've just woken the baby!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Naked Mole Rat

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Santa's wash day.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Call me!"

Dog In Your Face Comics