Holiday Comic Lover Pillows

"I gotta tell ya, right about now, I am not feeling particularly thankful!"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Food Chain

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."