Holiday Comic Lover T-Shirts

"I gotta tell ya, right about now, I am not feeling particularly thankful!"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."