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SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Why Superman flies himself

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

About Santa 2017.

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Don't fly and text.

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

"Why fly south?"

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.