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Bobby's dyslexia was about to bring him big trouble

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Telekinetics on strike...

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"That pigeon's at it again."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.