Christmas Comics Lover Pillows

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'Are we there yet?'

Stonehenge Explained

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Hang in there, folks...black fly season is almost over."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'