Christmas Comics Lover Gifts

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'Are we there yet?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Stonehenge Explained

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Batman's Baby

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Hang in there, folks...black fly season is almost over."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"