Comic Book Day Pillows

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The Very Stressed Caterpillar

Official Fight Cards

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

Inaction Figure

Telekinetics on strike...

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Why Superman flies himself

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Library

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."