Comic-con Pillows

"Hmmm, I finished off the Green Goblin, but my Spidey sense is still tingling..."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Official Fight Cards

Captain Pointy No.39 - working undercover

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

'Are we there yet?'

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."