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"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Superheroes take a selfie

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

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A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Knights of the Square Table.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

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